8 definitions by thejammonster

blueberry buckle

When a large black woman flosses her ass with a belt, leaving a couple dingleberries on the buckle

"I love this belt, I'm going to take it home and make myself a warm blueberry buckle!

by thejammonster August 7, 2007

snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked

My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated

by thejammonster August 31, 2007

cheetahsphere

A hemisphere shaped cloud of feces.

Matt: "I just cheetah spotted the call center bathroom toilet so bad. I could feel the recoil from the cheetahsphere when I was blasting that dook."

by thejammonster August 6, 2008

Rochester Reuben

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

by thejammonster November 15, 2007

raging beverly

An explosive shit that is extremely satisfying, sometimes resulting in cheetah spots.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster August 6, 2008

seaweave

Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.

<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave

by thejammonster August 6, 2008

splatterblast

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

by thejammonster August 6, 2008