6 definitions by their pseudonym
by their pseudonym October 24, 2009
The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by their pseudonym November 20, 2009
When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
by their pseudonym November 25, 2009
A device created by Apple that features all the convenience of watching porn on an iPod touch, with the big screen of a laptop.
Dude 1: "Is that Backdoor Sluts III!?"
Dude 2: "You bet it is!"
Dude 1: "Wow, I sure am glad you spent $500 on that iPad! Now I can clearly watch your mobile porn from the reflection on the French doors!!!"
Dude 2: "You bet it is!"
Dude 1: "Wow, I sure am glad you spent $500 on that iPad! Now I can clearly watch your mobile porn from the reflection on the French doors!!!"
by their pseudonym July 22, 2010
The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by their pseudonym November 14, 2009