13 definitions by thegreatrock
An influential singer-songwriter who is best known for writing the soundtracks for numerous films, including Ragtime, the Meet the Parents trilogy, and numerous Disney films. He has frequently been lampooned by shows such as Mad TV and Family Guy due to his physically awkward appearance, "goofy-sounding" singing voice, and the homogeneous sound of his music. Many people underestimate his talent particularly as a result of the third reason he is so widely parodied in the media. However, many of these same people have probably never paid any attention to the lyrics of his songs, which are incredibly profound and greatly overshadow the relative simplicity of his musical skills.
Randy Newman is not unlike Bob Dylan. He's not a great singer, musician, nor is he particularly good-looking. However, he is a lyrical genius who can touch on some of the deepest human emotions as well as incorporate deep social commentary.
by thegreatrock February 25, 2012
The act of throwing and breaking a glass device used for smoking marijuana, such as a bong, pipe, or bubbler, on the ground upon hearing or seeing police so as to prevent incarceration.
Takes its name from the scene in the film "Knocked Up" when Seth Rogen's character smashes his bong on the ground when he sees police cars driving in his direction.
Takes its name from the scene in the film "Knocked Up" when Seth Rogen's character smashes his bong on the ground when he sees police cars driving in his direction.
by thegreatrock March 28, 2011
The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.
Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
by thegreatrock March 13, 2010
When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.
by thegreatrock December 18, 2013
1) A guy who everybody thinks is badass but is in reality a total pansy.
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
1) Joe: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
by thegreatrock February 16, 2010
Acronym for Italian American Princess. More or less the same as the Jewish equivalent, the J.A.P. but with more Italian American aspects. They are usually well-off, spoiled, and easy to get in bed. Sometimes confused with the guidette.
by thegreatrock March 19, 2010
The most overrated band in rock and roll history whose only claim to fame was their affinity for outlandish costumes, highlighted by face make-up and shocking antics. Most famous for two particular songs: the lyrically shallow "Rock n' Roll All Nite," and the musically unmemorable"Detroit Rock City." Originally made up of vocalist and bassist Gene Simmons, vocalist and rhythm guitarist Paul Stanley, lead guitarist Ace Frehley, and drummer Peter Criss. Frehley and Criss have long since left the band, likely after realizing that the band's lyrics were shallow and unimaginative and that their instrumentation was simple and forgettable.
Classic Rock Tool: Dude, have you heard Kiss? They're the loudest, most awesome band ever!
Classic Rock Pro: Sure they're loud, but they're certainly not awesome! If you want real '70s metal with crazy antics, go for Alice Cooper.
Classic Rock Pro: Sure they're loud, but they're certainly not awesome! If you want real '70s metal with crazy antics, go for Alice Cooper.
by thegreatrock September 1, 2012