28 definitions by thebetterfriend2
Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.
Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.
by thebetterfriend2 March 29, 2018
"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."
"That things not real, thats an fPod"
"That things not real, thats an fPod"
by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010
Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011
Members of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency that deport nonwhite people for living the American dream.
Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.
Note: ICEholes are the "bad apples" of an important institution.
ICEholes in Phoenix, Arizona have arrested a 32 year old father of 3 for providing for his family by working hard.
by thebetterfriend2 January 22, 2018
The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.
Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013
by thebetterfriend2 April 5, 2017