5 definitions by the_jobless_mallu

MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.

when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"

by the_jobless_mallu May 30, 2021

Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.

Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"

by the_jobless_mallu May 30, 2021

Gio moment

A Gio moment is a few seconds of pure and absolute stupidity.

John: "Did you know that Henry jumped off a 100 ft bridge into water for 10 bucks?"
Bob: " Such a Gio moment"

by the_jobless_mallu May 25, 2021

Nigerian KFC eater

A nigerian
who eats
a shit ton
of KFC

Ayshun: "Stop being a nigerian KFC eater"
Sam: "Sorry im just gay"

by the_jobless_mallu May 30, 2021

Ball don't lie

Ball never lies, he is the ultimate peak of smartness is an overall god. Saying the phrase is like another way of saying 'Fax' 'Facts' or 'True'.

Aryan: "I am gay"
Bob: "Ball don't lie"

by the_jobless_mallu May 25, 2021