the2ndflood's definitions

George W. Bush

1. A failure as a president and person. 2. A man more worried about his legacy, then his country. 3. A Religious Fanatic who believes God speaks with him personally. 4. A man who feels it is okay to hate people born different, because somewhere in the Bible it claims this (Which it doesn't.) 4. A former coke-head that become a Born-Again in the hope that his past would be forgotten. 5. An American president that lied to his own nation in order to create 2 separate wars in 2 different oil-rich nations. Wars that have cost almost 1 Trillion American dollars as of late 2007. 6. A raciest man who seemed to ignore poor-people-of-color after Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans. 7. A rich Oil-Tycoon who has spent his presidency campaigning against American's having Universal Health care, against stem cell research and preventing homosexuals from getting married. 7. A president that turned the unity of the world that developed towards America after the attacks of September 11, 2001, into hatred after he chose to invade Iraq, based on bogues, cooked up intelligence. 8. A Warmonger.

George W. Bush has damaged America for many years to come.

by the2ndflood November 22, 2007

Wet & Stink

Wet & Stink refers to the aftermath of very intense sex. Body fluids, condoms, ect all create a unique smell.

Man, the city is going to be forced to condemn this apartment building! Even fire wouldn't get ride of this type of Wet & Stink!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Nips Up

1. A woman with breast implants that are so large that the nipples face upwards, instead of straight out. 2. A woman with huge nipples and areola's.

That model Francine Dee is hot, but she has Nips Up!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

Bully Bitch

A girlfriend that looks for any reason to slap someone; mainly her boyfriend.

(Girlfriend)-- (Action, SLAPS!)-- her boyfriend in his face. (Boyfriend) What the hell was that for?! (Girlfriend) That was for using your eye sight to navigate your surroundings! (Boyfriend) Baby, why are you being a Bully Bitch? That's the 15th time today. (Girlfriend) SLAP! That is for pointing out my repeated and unnecessary slapping's! (Boyfriend) This stopped being erotic a year ago...

by the2ndflood March 16, 2008

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.

I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007