the penguin incarnate's definitions

Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.

Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003

powerwhore

n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).

Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.

Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
Guy: POWERWHORE!!!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Monkey D Luffy

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003