the penguin incarnate's definitions

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

Bruce Campbell

The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.

Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

powerwhore

n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).

Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.

Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
Guy: POWERWHORE!!!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

Monkey D Luffy

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003