the penguin incarnate's definitions

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.

Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

powerwhore

n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).

Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.

Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
Guy: POWERWHORE!!!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.

That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003