the penguin incarnate's definitions

Bruce Campbell

The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.

Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

Monkey D Luffy

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003