the penguin incarnate's definitions

powerwhore

n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).

Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.

Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
Guy: POWERWHORE!!!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.

Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Bruce Campbell

The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.

Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

Butkus

The inversion of Led Zepplin or Ditka, something that is abhorrent to God and man.

Butkus was on Sport Center again trying to denounce Coach Ditka, what a cockjockey.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.

That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003