7 definitions by the mighty drip

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 3, 2013

tittytitis

a disease in which the human body goes rabid with hormones and Males and Females) grow super sized breasts

my tittytitis and severe dude my spine is about to snap in half

by the mighty drip November 24, 2013

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonist

a member of the religion pansonism Usually a large person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

by the mighty drip November 24, 2013

doorknob tip

an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.

dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend

by the mighty drip November 24, 2013

nipple chord

a chord hanging from a ceiling used in acts of sex that is connected to the nipple to hang someone in a kinky manner. Many different variations in chords can be found (bungie, electrical, and chain.) many have caused nipple injury of the nipple, tearing of the areola.

Oh Johnny hang me with nipple chord tonight. I want to feel the burn while you F me mmmmmmmmmmmm.

by the mighty drip November 24, 2013