15 definitions by the fourth man in the tub
An assortment of toppings on a hotdog, which, taken together, are not associated with a particular city or region of the United States. Can be consciously used to foil a hotdog geography test, or may simply be the toppings a particular person prefers.
I couldn't tell where she was from, since she put ketchup, sauerkraut, and peppers on her hotdog. That's what I call a hotdog cornucopia!
by the fourth man in the tub February 27, 2011
An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.
Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
by the fourth man in the tub January 30, 2011
1. The unwritten, and largely unknown, rules surrounding what to do immediately after giving someone a rimjob (e.g., is it rude to kiss the person, or rude not to?, is it rude to use mouthwash, or rude not to?).
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
1. I gave your mom a rimjob last night, but I wasn't sure what the proper rimjob etiquette was. She tasted fine, but I thought maybe I should use mouthwash anyway before kissing her. I didn't know what to do, so I left.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
by the fourth man in the tub May 13, 2011
1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
by the fourth man in the tub August 10, 2011
One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.
Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.
by the fourth man in the tub August 17, 2011
A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.
Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.
Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson
Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson
by the fourth man in the tub February 22, 2011
An unspoken agreement that the person receiving a rimjob will be clean enough in the backdoor area to ensure that the person giving it will not have to contend with any disgusting tastes.
I gave your mom a rimjob. Luckily, she had rimjob honor; she knew she was clean enough for it be a satisfying experience for both of us.
by the fourth man in the tub September 21, 2011