15 definitions by the fourth man in the tub

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1. The unwritten, and largely unknown, rules surrounding what to do immediately after giving someone a rimjob (e.g., is it rude to kiss the person, or rude not to?, is it rude to use mouthwash, or rude not to?).
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
1. I gave your mom a rimjob last night, but I wasn't sure what the proper rimjob etiquette was. She tasted fine, but I thought maybe I should use mouthwash anyway before kissing her. I didn't know what to do, so I left.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub May 12, 2011
I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.
I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 26, 2011
An unspoken agreement that the person receiving a rimjob will be clean enough in the backdoor area to ensure that the person giving it will not have to contend with any disgusting tastes.
I gave your mom a rimjob. Luckily, she had rimjob honor; she knew she was clean enough for it be a satisfying experience for both of us.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub September 20, 2011
2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.
2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 06, 2011
An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.
Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
by The Fourth Man in the Tub January 30, 2011
The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.
During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.

Umlaut
by The Fourth Man in the Tub May 12, 2011
An assortment of toppings on a hotdog, which, taken together, are not associated with a particular city or region of the United States. Can be consciously used to foil a hotdog geography test, or may simply be the toppings a particular person prefers.
I couldn't tell where she was from, since she put ketchup, sauerkraut, and peppers on her hotdog. That's what I call a hotdog cornucopia!
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 27, 2011

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