Definitions by the creeper

Blow Wetter 

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

Blow Wetter by the creeper May 14, 2025

Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.

Shitstracted by the creeper October 30, 2021

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

Hitchcock Scale by the creeper July 30, 2020

Double Dog Ghosting 

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.

I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.

Double Dog Ghosting by the creeper May 4, 2018

Chargerette 

San Diego Chargers cheerleaders circa 1986 who are too old to cheer at NFL games and haven't embraced the fact that they're no longer hot. They're often seen at tradeshows and in hotel lobbies stalking rich old software guys seeking extra-marital action.

Rudy went to San Diego for work and secretly hoped he might hook up with a Chargerette.

Chargerette by the creeper January 17, 2018

Colchester Girl 

Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.

You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.

Colchester girl

"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"

"OMG yes i got so wasted!

OMG me to!

Colchester Girl by The creeper November 3, 2012

TWADD 

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.

My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.

TWADD by the creeper April 10, 2010