10 definitions by the creeper
Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
by the creeper January 31, 2018
An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.
When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop
by the creeper October 21, 2009
A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.
My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.
by the creeper April 10, 2010
I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop
by the creeper October 21, 2009
Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.
by the creeper October 30, 2021
Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.
You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.
You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.
Colchester girl
"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"
"OMG yes i got so wasted!
OMG me to!
"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"
"OMG yes i got so wasted!
OMG me to!
by the creeper October 22, 2012