the comand'r's definitions

loser loser drunken boozer

The opposite of winner winner chicken dinner

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled ‘winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of “loser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots

by the comand'r October 15, 2022

four more months

The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.

Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?

Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon

by the comand'r June 29, 2024

2020 will be hindsight

What people are saying to help calm down to help ensure that we learn from the COVID-19 pandemic.

Eric: Man, this COVID-19 is really a mess.

Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".

by the comand'r April 28, 2020

meetnapping

When you are forced to sit through a useless meeting that puts you to sleep with your eyes open.

Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.

Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.

Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.

by the comand'r October 30, 2014

fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

by the comand'r October 3, 2013

Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016

shit gravy

diarrhea

Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.

by the comand'r September 20, 2018