42 definitions by the captive spirit

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by the captive spirit August 24, 2010

Rolling on by

What happens when you bump into someone you know but instead of stopping to speak to you they just keep on going either without saying anything or just saying hi

Pete: I bumped into Alex today

Mel: Oh. Did he speak to you?

Pete: No he just kept rolling on by.

by the captive spirit September 12, 2010

Dare To Dream

Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. Only in this version additional emphasis is placed on the boldness and arrogance of their claims.

Victoria: Soon enough your boyfriend will realize how pathetic you are and then he’ll be all mine

Liz: Dare to dream! Chris loves me and despises you

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010

Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010

You wouldn’t understand

A phrase used by someone usually while they’re busy feeling sorry for themselves over a situation that has them so upset they’ve selfishly deluded themselves into believing no one else could possibly understand what they’re going through.

All they want is your pity but you won’t help matters if you give it to them

Kathy: Come on Simon. I just want to help you. why won’t you talk to me?

Simon: (Sighs dramatically) You wouldn’t understand

by the captive spirit September 15, 2010

Kaheeshi

A less common way of referring to marijuana. Often used intentionally around those unlikely to know what it means to avoid them suspecting what you’re up to.

Jack: Hey Sim you want to come out tonight and get some kaheeshi?
Sim: Geez man! A cop just walked by us.
Jack: Oh pfft! I doubt he knew what I meant

by the captive spirit August 25, 2010

Late Night Remedy

The last thing you do before going to sleep at night. This may mean consuming a glass of red wine, taking sleeping tablets, reading in bed, making out with a loved one, or anything at all if you believe it will help you sleep.

Vince: Is that your late night remedy?

Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows

Vince: Nice!

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010