6 definitions by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8
Girlfriend: ahh...ahhh... Faster..... Ah there..... Yeah harder..... That right... Ahhhhhh. Babbyyyyyy... I'm cumming
Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut. daddy! Im your slut, daddy.. DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!
Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum!
Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut. daddy! Im your slut, daddy.. DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!
Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum!
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 July 16, 2020
1. built-in sunscreen
2. the REAL subject of racism
3. the thing that decides the color of your hair, skin, and eyes
see also racism
2. the REAL subject of racism
3. the thing that decides the color of your hair, skin, and eyes
see also racism
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 June 10, 2020
it was prom night, and emma and jules had just gotten back to ems and changed out of their formal attire. emma seemd to be asleep. julian was hard, and emma could feel it through her silk pjs. she rolled to face him and he pulled her towards him to kiss her, a passionate clash of tongue, lips teeth and breath ensued. they quickly stripped and he enterd her, his thrusts slow but sped up. as she started to moan, he joined their lips again. "ohh julian please!... mmmnn!... unhh!... ooh!... faster, baby faster!... harder! I'm your slut daddy!" she moaned. and they orgasmed and blacked out. they woke up to julian's brother max at the door "jules? emma? where are your clothes? also, jules, did you forget that today is waffle day?" as soon as he left, they whispered "OH SHIT"
but it was the best sex ever.
but it was the best sex ever.
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 April 23, 2021
a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 April 8, 2021
a really attractive boy. he is really shy, and if you want to date him you are going to have to be friends with him for at least 2 years, but he is really sweet, kind, sensitive, and loving and he is worth the commitment.
girl 1: i can't get him to like me!
girl 2: what's his name?
girl 1: Brody.
girl 2: well, if your good at commiting, try being friends with him for two years first, thats how we started dating, but we ran into problems and ended up with a break-up.
girl 2: what's his name?
girl 1: Brody.
girl 2: well, if your good at commiting, try being friends with him for two years first, thats how we started dating, but we ran into problems and ended up with a break-up.
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 June 17, 2020
jimbo: hah! wherde manny get his tan? venus. amy: NO, YOU ASSHOLE!!! HE'S JAMAICAN!!! STOP BEING SO GOD DAMMNED RACIST!!!! THIS IS WHY I AM IN ALL THOSE PARADES FOR ANTI RACISM!!! YOU ARE A JERK!!!
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 June 10, 2020