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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
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Kobe

a rawl ass b-ball player that plays for the L.A. Lakers.

better than lebron,T-Mac,iverson,and all those other over-rated and over-paid foolz.

alot of you called kobe a 'rapist'kobe had consensual sex,its different from rape...that gold diggin bitch he macked even admitted it and she just wants his cash

hate or love Kobe,hes the best and he plays better than you ever will

kobe is better than you cause:
-he puts up 20+ points a night
-you put 20+ points up...in NBA Live 05 but never put 1 point in an actual NBA game....so until you do that,and win 3 championships...dont say kobe 'sucks' and dont judge him
you hate kobe??? then why does you and your whole family buy his gear??

hate or love kobe,you cant deny his skills
by tha truth teller April 29, 2005
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golden state warriors

an NBA team in oakland with a solid line-up of Baron Davis,Jason Richardson,and Adonal Foyle,and Troy Murphy
warriors will make the play-offs in 06-07 season
by tha truth teller April 29, 2005
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fall out boy

a horrible disease that millions of teenage americans suffer from.

the FOB virus is airborne, one is contaminated with this virus as soon as they hear any pop fall out boy song.

symptoms include include a significant change in sexuality and wardrobe such as : guys wearing mascara and eyeliner while wearing flourescent colored "Youth Small" sized DC shoes shirts, ripped up pants and having a weird haircut with bangs that cover half your face.
we must stop the Fall out boy virus with DEATH METAL, the antidote.
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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mims

a one hit wonder pop rapper whose music appeals to middle schoolers. DIS IS WHY IM HOTT!

hes contributed nothing to hip-hop and he proves that strotypical rappers still exist..so hes worthless
look, he has the mims "why im hot" ringtone and he thinks hes "cool"
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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Lil Wayne

a pathetic pop rapper whos music appeals to teenages and people who know nothing about real hip-hop.

he falls into the sterotype of the typical rapper since he has no creativity, talks about drugs and 'gats' and loves to objectify women and talk about his artificial wealth.

Method man, Ice Cube, Rakim, Nas, Hieroglyphics, Del tha funkee homosapien and KRS One are all examples of people who are alive and are way better than weezy since their music has a message.
lil wayne= "WEEEZY DA BABY KEYS TO DA 'CEDES"

"MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM HOZ"

Del tha funkee homsapien= "its your world, your future, you control it whatever you do early on is how you mold it. i record it, sold it, told it to you, MR.Del wouldnt tell you nothing that aint true"

i wonder whose music has a meaning
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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marcus fenix

main character of what is like.....the best video game ever made, gears of war

he has a tough attitude and has good leadership qualities. he also has some sick sideburns.

his partners are Baird,Cole and Dom
marcus fenix laughs at kratos from god of war
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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