To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.
"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"
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