tfs's definitions

blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.

hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up

by TFS October 10, 2005

band binge

The process of becoming obsessed with a certain band for a period of time and listening to their songs over and over on a daily basis. Usually fades within a few days. See also song binge.

some guy: I'm so obsessed with GWAR lately, I can't get enough of them!
some other guy: Better be careful, sounds like you're band binging.

by TFS July 10, 2005

pre life crisis

The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone.

Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

by TFS August 11, 2005

Clear Eyes

A stoner's best friend. Gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. Also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.

I carry Clear Eyes with my 24/7, you never know who'll smoke you out and when.

by TFS October 1, 2005

street value

The average price a drug goes for "on the street", or from most dealers.

Street value for a gram of chronic is 15 bucks.

by TFS August 18, 2005

session

A group of people smoking marijuana together, in the "pass it around" sense.

You wanna have a little session before school tomorrow?

by TFS August 21, 2005

hit

1. To inhale a drug
2. To have sex with
3. To tag up any surface with ink or a spraypaint can

1. Pass that bud lemme hit it
2. Damn that girl's a dime.. I'd hit it
3. I hit up my school last night, I'm fucking paranoid they're gonna find me out

by TFS August 21, 2005