3 definitions by tennesseeford
A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall white socks, and sandals (usually sourced from your local convenience store although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are reminiscent of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.
Steve: Brother, have you seen David around lately?
Barry: Yeah man, this morning he was at the Waffle House sniffing up the skirts of waitresses.
Barry: Yeah man, this morning he was at the Waffle House sniffing up the skirts of waitresses.
by tennesseeford July 20, 2020
When you've come into contact with a person on the Internet using a fake identity for attention points. Being graced typically predates that fake person ghosting you after being caught bullshitting.
David: Hey, where has Grace been all day?
John: Looks like she was gracing everyone in the community.
Paul: Oh man, looks like you've been graced!
John: Looks like she was gracing everyone in the community.
Paul: Oh man, looks like you've been graced!
by tennesseeford July 19, 2020
A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
by tennesseeford September 28, 2020