A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
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Client: Sounds tasty.
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
by tennesseeford September 28, 2020