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Having one's bowel movement pattern and schedule thrown into chaos, usually by some event or deviation from dietary patterns
Related to discombobulated
Related to discombobulated
Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011
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A person that promises much but delivers little or nothing. Common among blowhard, player and douce bag types
A person that promises much but delivers little or nothing. Common among blowhard, player and douce bag types
Dude: "Hey, you going with Kev to the big game?"
Chick: "Naw, he is such an OPUD; if he says he is gonna get "killa seats" we will end up in the parking lot watching the jumbotron like last time.
Kid1: "Dude, that remote car rocks! Look at the sick tricks it does on the TV!"
Kid2: "Dude, all commercials are OPUDs, that stupid car probably can't even make it up the ramp without camera tricks"
Chick: "Naw, he is such an OPUD; if he says he is gonna get "killa seats" we will end up in the parking lot watching the jumbotron like last time.
Kid1: "Dude, that remote car rocks! Look at the sick tricks it does on the TV!"
Kid2: "Dude, all commercials are OPUDs, that stupid car probably can't even make it up the ramp without camera tricks"
by TedDeadMan August 16, 2010
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Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010
Get the Nerd Tax mug.Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"
Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"
by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010
Get the Reaquiring My Life Goals mug.When to many awesome things are combined causing a tear in the fabric of space/time and the subsequent annihilation of the known universe. Note: possible source for the "Big Bang"
Dude: "Watch this; I'm gonna paste a pic of Chuck Norris on this T. Rex having a lightsaber duel with LOL cat on top of a stealth bomber with the "your awesome" dog being the ref....."
Dudette: "NO!" as she pushes him away from the keyboard
Dudette: "You could have started an Awesomeocalypse!"
Dude: "Duuuudddeeee.....sorry.....to much awesomeness"
Dudette: "NO!" as she pushes him away from the keyboard
Dudette: "You could have started an Awesomeocalypse!"
Dude: "Duuuudddeeee.....sorry.....to much awesomeness"
by TedDeadMan August 16, 2010
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Johnny: "Mom, I put all my clothes in the bedrobe, it's clean"
Johnny: "Mom, I put all my clothes in the bedrobe, it's clean"
by TedDeadMan September 8, 2010
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Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
by TedDeadMan August 16, 2010
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