8 definitions by techn1ciaN
A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.
"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022
The car of choice for broke hipsters on the American west coast. Rides like a lifted Ford Ranger and has fuckall creature comforts or performance, but is notorious for reliability and can do 300-400k on one engine with good upkeep. Stupidly boxy styling. Comes in wagon, sedan and coupe variants (in order of desirability).
by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018
A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018
Offensive term for a lesbian from San Francisco. Used in a derogatory manner or to make unfavorable comparisons.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
by techn1ciaN October 17, 2021
Toyota "sports" car built on the Tercel platform. Actually about as sporty as an old caddy. Hard to find in spite of its reliability because most were riced to shit and/or heavily abused.
Some idiot on my block put a big fart can on his Toyota Paseo and started revving it up and down the street
by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018
The state of taking out a loan to buy something, and that thing then losing enough value that it becomes worth less than what you owe on the loan. Common with new cars and also happens with homes.
My mom was underwater on her house for almost a decade after the housing market went tits up in '08.
by techn1ciaN April 7, 2021
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022