taylor's definitions

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

twinkie

An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.

Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.

by taylor March 31, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Bah

1. used to express anything but happiness.
ex. anger, dislike, frustration, etc.
can be used to replace any swear word

BAH to you
or
BAH on that

by taylor March 29, 2005

wanky

A very big dick

Yall don't wanna see da wanky.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

Peruvian goats

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit

GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin

by Taylor May 8, 2003