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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.
I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.
by Tagz April 2, 2008
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Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.
Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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Pie Cave

The precarious structure consisting of overhanging, unsupported pie crust that is formed after you take a piece of pie and then go back and scoop out more filling that obviously belongs to the next piece.
I'm not taking that piece, somebody got greedy. Look at the size of that pie cave!
by Tagz September 11, 2009
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Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
by tagz July 12, 2010
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Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
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Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!
by tagz June 3, 2007
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