When a man begins losing his hair - and shaves his head completely, thinking no one will figure out that he's really doing it because he's bald. Similar to a Comb Over in that it's a feeble attempt to conceal a known condition.
Did you see Jared, he shaved his head! He said he wanted to do something different, but we know it's really a dome over.
by tagz February 23, 2008
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz June 04, 2007
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz June 27, 2007
Used as an interjection. Tells the subject he/she a)Is moving too quickly, b)Has gone too far in speech or action and needs to "back up" or c)Has breached the TMI rule and divulged something inappropriately personal.
Larry: Beth is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Will you help me look for a ring?
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.
by Tagz January 15, 2009
Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".
by tagz May 05, 2007
abbr. (pre-copulation agreement) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are excused from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.
Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
by tagz February 23, 2008
by Tagz April 02, 2008