36 definitions by tagz

Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.

Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.

by tagz August 5, 2010

Fire The Retros!

Used as an interjection. Tells the subject he/she a)Is moving too quickly, b)Has gone too far in speech or action and needs to "back up" or c)Has breached the TMI rule and divulged something inappropriately personal.

Larry: Beth is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Will you help me look for a ring?
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.

by tagz January 15, 2009

EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.

I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.

by tagz October 30, 2011

Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.

Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.

by tagz November 21, 2010

Bad Head Day

False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.

Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?

by tagz February 22, 2009

Technicalidocious

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.

Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.

by tagz March 24, 2010

Inner Fag

The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.

Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.

by tagz June 10, 2007