tOmmy's definitions

schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.

"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"

by Tommy May 6, 2005

audioized

Made into sound from other mediums such as thought, picture, or smell.

The audioized asymptotes made him think differently about approaching infinity.

by Tommy September 8, 2005

heavy

to carry a gun or some other type of firearm

don't mess with him, he came heavy

by tommy August 12, 2003

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

vociferously

To illustrate an invalid point in a speaker's attempt to resignate with listeners his lack of ability to embetter his environment.

See also strategery, misunderestimate resignate or embetter.

The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. That's why they're fighting so vociferously.

by Tommy October 1, 2004

Get a chat room

Used when two or more people are driving you crazy with there endless annoying chatter. You can also throw in the expletive "Fucking"

This I know is not a "word"
"Get a chat room"

Get a fucking chat room!

by Tommy February 23, 2004