tOmmy's definitions

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

by tommy September 19, 2003

audioized

Made into sound from other mediums such as thought, picture, or smell.

The audioized asymptotes made him think differently about approaching infinity.

by Tommy September 8, 2005

schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.

"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"

by Tommy May 6, 2005

chibi

What anime cartoon characters look like when they are looking stupid while standing in the back of the setting.

The 3 warriors were looking chibi when 2 girls got in a catfight.

by Tommy October 15, 2003