The minions just laughed,"MWUHAHAHAHA"
by Tommy October 17, 2003
Get the Mwuhahahahahamug. To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.
His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
by Tommy April 29, 2005
Get the askewermug. Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 07, 2004
Get the Schvingtmug. when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.
by tommy October 20, 2003
Get the oil changemug. by tommy April 14, 2005
Get the tombombmug. my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!
beat that.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!
beat that.
by tommy April 29, 2004
Get the grand theft auto vice citymug. A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".
by Tommy November 13, 2004
Get the ruebenmug.