t12j19c95's definitions
A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009
Get the Candy Cane Swordmug. A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.
"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009
Get the Unsuc-sex-ful Relationshipmug. When someone who sucks at sports gets a good play, and everyone on their team goes crazy about it to make them feel good. Usually occurs when the person who sucks is on the team and the people don't want him to be. For example, in Physical Education.
Man, I hate it when someone who sucks gets a feel good cheer, why not just tell them they suck and let them hit good when they hit good.
by t12j19c95 June 9, 2009
Get the Feel Good Cheermug. When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.
"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
by t12j19c95 July 19, 2009
Get the Shower Lubemug. One who:
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
I just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.
by t12j19c95 May 14, 2009
Get the redneckmug. A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.
"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009
Get the Immobilization Favoritemug. When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
Get the Kid-term Memory Lossmug.