t12j19c95's definitions
A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009
Get the Candy Cane Swordmug. A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.
"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009
Get the Unsuc-sex-ful Relationshipmug. One who:
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth
2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs
3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo
4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place
5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew
6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it
7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda
8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out
9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News
10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew
I just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.
by t12j19c95 May 14, 2009
Get the redneckmug. Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
Get the Self Qualified Refereemug. When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.
"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009
Get the Searcher's Blockmug. The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.
"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.
by t12j19c95 June 18, 2009
Get the The Oh-Shit Handlemug. A verb to describe what a whore does when she joins a group of people, contaminating the area with her slutiness and joining in conversations, making them annoying.
by t12j19c95 September 28, 2009
Get the Whorifymug.