t hizzle's definitions

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

told

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.

What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

hell

Helping Everyone Love Life

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.

Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005

pop

1) To lift or retract a metallic cover, esp. the hood or trunk of one's automobile.

2) A term used to denote "per," as in the context of a price of an item(s).

Pop the trunk man.

These stickers are $4.50 a pop. Son of a bitch!

by T Hizzle April 4, 2005

money

Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005