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served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.
People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.
by T Hizzle April 15, 2005
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IRL

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.
omg i think i'm irl w/ craig ^^ ;)
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
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angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
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hell

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.
Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
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told

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.
What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.
by T Hizzle May 1, 2005
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keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.
Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.
by T Hizzle April 8, 2005
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