jagbag

somebody who said something/ did something that pissed you off

Jerry Manuel, your dumbass cost the Sox a win against the Yankees today, so for that you're a jagbag!!!!

by T August 28, 2003

the mayor

A friend who is way too much of a social butterfly--knows a lot of peeps and is constantly stopping for quick heart-to-hearts with everyone they run into (this is annoying when you want their complete attention or you are trying to get somewhere on time)

Yo, who are you, the fucking mayor?

by T February 05, 2005

vizzle

stands for "very"

i have to shizzle vizzle bizzle - i have to go to the restroom very badly

by t June 20, 2003

Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004

splackavellie

Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right

im tha splackavellie

by T May 25, 2004

vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

by t June 29, 2004

Whisker Biscuit

A brand name for an arrow rest used in archery.

For better accuracy I use Whisker Biscuit brand arrow rests on my bow.

by T December 17, 2003