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Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by swos July 14, 2022
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Very rare cultivar of nut-like grapes.
Hard shelled with soft sweet grape inside.
Listed among the drouletta nut-family.
Grows in rocky areas near the sea.
Primary nutrition of the Baboures / Mpampoures (tiny insects).

The word was first used by the neo-badic tribe that occupied the shores of Melageros.

Also used as an ear-catcher, aiming to distract ones attention from the insignificance of speech.
"We went out to collect some fystroulia for the dinner."

ironic:
"I brought you some fystroulia for the party!"
"Great! Come on in!"
by swos June 25, 2005
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