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The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol
by sussyimposteramoguslol September 7, 2021
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something i have never felt and nor have you.
Guy 1: I wish my dad gave me more love when i was a kid

Guy 2: Dude cringe wtf bro

Guy 3: Yeah bruh moment lmao
by sussyimposteramoguslol May 24, 2021
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Translated from russian (Lets rush b comrades, more accuratley: CYKA BLYAT RUSH B CYKA!!!!!!)

A phrased often used by russian men in the popular video game CS:GO, developed by valve the game is populated by mostly angry russians with shitass mics, offensive youtubers and 7 year olds yelling the n word.

The phrase is used when all else is lost and your team is losing 2-14. As a last desperate attack to try and sway the battle the angry russian loudly suggests into his shitty 3 dollar mic "RUSH B CYKA". You must follow his orders or you will most likley be teamkilled or yelled at. The russian will always buy an AK or an AWP. The phrase will also most likley only be said on the map Dust 2 as that is the easiest map to rush B. The russian will proceed to scream his way to b and fucking die instantly by some cunt camping B entrance with an AWP. Upon failure the russian will scream as loud as he possibly fucking can into his shitty mic and might destroy said mic. He will also proceed to blame everyone else for not sticking to his dumbass fucking plan, yelling slurs mainly targeted to ones mother.
Angry russian guy with shitass mic: давай спешим товарищи!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: what did you say

Angry russian with shitass mic: RUSH B CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!
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DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA GOTEEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: have you heard of deez?

Johnson: whats deez?

Jim: you have fallen right into my trap. You are a complete imbecile, the trap was so simple yet you still fell for it. I have just deceived you into asking what deez are. I have never been more powerful and mighty. I will enjoy this.

Johnson: Oh no...

Jim: DEEZZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO GOTEEMMM

Johnson: *dies*
by sussyimposteramoguslol September 7, 2021
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