8 definitions by superattractivegirl
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are those saggy boobs?
are those saggy boobs?
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
Fergoloop I'm Over You
"Fergoloop i wanted to tell you this for a long time"
"okay tell me"
"Fergoloop i hate you"
"WOAHH"
"FIOY."
"WOAHHHHH"
"okay tell me"
"Fergoloop i hate you"
"WOAHH"
"FIOY."
"WOAHHHHH"
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
buy a mug mug for your mug mug!
so do you really want to know what i put on the mug
i put 'my ass'
i love it sm yall
so do you really want to know what i put on the mug
i put 'my ass'
i love it sm yall
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
a girl who provides this smelly invisible substance from the bootyhole but it stays in the bootyhole
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
He stares at you when you sleep. pressing his fingertips against the cold, sand-paper-like brick. his eyes depicting a different story when he stares at you intensely over the constant chatter of your father and mother arguing. he knows a divorce will settle upon the both of them. he can't help but feel bad for you. trying not to make you catch him, he inches back behind the dry brick wall. you catch him moving further away from you from the corner of your eye. you turn to him and-
you: oh shit theres a man here
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: no
you: yes i see you
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: tf no you dont
you: oh shit are you my uncle
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: no
you: yes i see you
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: tf no you dont
you: oh shit are you my uncle
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
person 1: Where is Kymberleigh?
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021