supaDISC's definitions

random

Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.

Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.

Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.

Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".

by supaDISC February 28, 2005

man lunch

The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.

The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.

Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.

Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson

by supaDISC December 10, 2005

chillmatic

Referring to the infallible excellence of the Nas album Illmatic, Chillmatic is when the vibe is so good you know things are gonna be chill no matter what happens. It's a laid-back state where nothing can go wrong.

1) Bryan surveyed the party: hot babes and Hennessy. He pronounced it chillmatic.
2) Robert told his friends he would be free all week. Although he had a calculus exam later, he was so ill at math he knew it was going to be chillmatic.

by supaDISC December 31, 2006

texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004

ron

(v) To play the computer game Rise of Nations (abbreviated to RoN) over a network with friends. Similar to "nam", which means the same thing, except with Battlefield Vietnam.

Hey Dan, wanna ron?
Anyone feel like ronning?
Me and the guys ronned, and then I nammed for half an hour before going to bed.

by supaDISC June 6, 2004

stupid liberal

An oxymoron. See smart republican.

My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.

by supaDISC November 27, 2004

manly democrat

Howard Dean. He could beat up any Republican and steal his girlfriend.

Did you see Howard Dean on the cover of Rolling Stone? Look at the size of that guy's arms. What a manly Democrat.

by supaDISC December 2, 2004