10 definitions by stupid gamer
that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
it means table in portuguese
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
a primate, an animal
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
seriously if you don't know what water is, you need to get off the internet, the computer, the phone, the tv and the eletronics for a while
and dont forget to drink water
but in city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
and dont forget to drink water
but in city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas
traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees
ape not kill ape
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees
ape not kill ape
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019