steven's definitions

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

zoolander

By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-Derek Zoolander

by steven August 17, 2004

smack

Shit, something people don't want to hear.

Stop talking smack or imma fuck you fuck

by Steven January 6, 2007

Conanic Tribe

One of the two tribes that was founded at the dawn of the Earth. The Conanic Tribe is composed of Conans.

Their enemy was the Newmanic Tribe

The Conanic Tribe was just in its attempts to outflank the Newmanic Tribe.

by Steven April 6, 2004

Dadburnit!

Local yokel redneck-speak for "goddamn it"

I said git over here- dadburnit!"

by steven September 9, 2003

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

mewsul

the dead hair follicle at the end of a pubic hair

Clay mills likes to mewsuls with his munge soup.

by steven April 22, 2003