steven's definitions

break off some

To give or experience an orgasm quickly, powerfully, or even effectively. May be used by someone who is quite horny and just wants to get off. May also be used by someone who is tired of uneventful sex.

Woman: "Man, I just wanna break off some."
Man: "Aight!"

by Steven April 28, 2004

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

welfare wagon

Any variety of piece of shit car used to transport large unemployed inner city families.

Damn, look at dat beat up ass welfare wagon.

by steven September 9, 2003

Tenacious D

The greatest band ever. They spawned the second greatest band ever, the Gay Flamingos.

"Get the scientists working on the tube technology" - Jack
"(done as backup) technology" - Kyle

by Steven April 7, 2004

Wikipedia

A project to create the most accurate and complete free-content encyclopedia on the Internet. Written as a collaboration of users across the Internet. Basically, the UrbanDictionary.com version of an encyclopedia, without the witless comments.

An article on Wikipedia helped me write my Astronomy paper.

by Steven January 1, 2004

Bess

Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!

Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!

by Steven March 25, 2005

Dadburnit!

Local yokel redneck-speak for "goddamn it"

I said git over here- dadburnit!"

by steven September 9, 2003