Definitions by steveisright

solitaire 

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....

solitaire by steveisright December 18, 2003

livejournal

1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.

1. And then my sister said, "what's the point of a website? My bloody livejournal can do it."

livejournal by steveisright December 18, 2003

walmart 

n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.

"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."

walmart by steveisright December 18, 2003

bitch 

1. n. Female dog
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around

"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."

bitch by steveisright December 18, 2003

Beast 

<i>adj.</i> Considered wild and entertaining, and far from civilized.

After the weedhead opener, the concert was just beast!

Beast by steveisright November 23, 2003

facehead 

Term showing a complete disregard for another's being while attempting to indicate such person.

I'm talking about facehead over there!

facehead by steveisright November 21, 2003

junx 

Usually preceded by "the." A term to musingly indicate nothing at all pertaining to a thing or place while speaking of it.

That library was the junx! So, what's for dinner?

junx by steveisright November 21, 2003