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Skrip

"Listen dawg, I clocked dat nigga in the back of the dome wit my nine, den I took dat foo's skrip and rolled."
by Steve June 22, 2003
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jo

Chi-town way of sayin "man".
Hey sup jo. Instead of hey man.
by Steve September 21, 2004
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butternut

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
by Steve January 12, 2005
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On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.
Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."
by Steve March 3, 2004
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jellbows

When a fat ass persons arms jiggle so much that Bill Cosby starts singing the jello song.
Look at the jellbos on taht lady.
by steve May 9, 2003
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big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.
This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite
by Steve October 5, 2004
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Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.
When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.
by Steve June 24, 2005
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