36 definitions by steammustachio

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio June 1, 2020

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 24, 2021

Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

by steammustachio April 5, 2020

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 7, 2020

sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.

I just had sex, and it felt so good

by steammustachio December 23, 2021

Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021