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a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
Get the voluntary celibatemug. Why wait for the sweet release of death? You shouldn't be so eager to go to Hell. Enjoy life while it lasts, because when this life ends, eternal damnation inevitably begins.
by standing up for what's right February 22, 2023
Get the Hellmug. the predominant form of feminism in the twenty-fourth century, characterized by the complete extinction of the male human and the establishment of an all-female race that relies on artificial sperm cells generated from female bone marrow as the only means of procreation
Twelfth Wave Feminism. I skipped eight hypothetical waves of feminism and became a twelfth wave feminist!
by standing up for what's right December 7, 2023
Get the Twelfth Wave Feminismmug. A megasogynist is the most extreme form of misogynist. The SI prefix mega- is equal to 10^6 (1,000,000) times the given unit. Therefore, 1 megasogynist = misogynist x 10^6. A megasogynist, therefore, exhibits all the core attributes of an average misogynist amplified by a factor of one million.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Person 1: That guy over there is so cute. Should I try talking to him?
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
by standing up for what's right February 18, 2023
Get the megasogynistmug. Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
Get the scrotemug. Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023
Get the androcidemug. liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the manmug.