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Kill all men

a very hurtful phrase that should be given much more attention after it caused an 11-year-old boy who took it seriously to attempt suicide. Everyone seems to be fully accepting of this despite the fact that it's proven to hurt innocent little boys and not just adult men.

It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.

Online Bully: Men are disgusting and useless. They are literally all scumbags and rapists. #KillAllMen

Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying

Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.

by standing up for what's right January 31, 2023

I really want to die.

a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking

Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)

by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023

scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago

Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*

by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023

Hell

the place where almost everyone goes, and stays forever, after they die.

Why wait for the sweet release of death? You shouldn't be so eager to go to Hell. Enjoy life while it lasts, because when this life ends, eternal damnation inevitably begins.

by standing up for what's right February 22, 2023

androcide

Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.

I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!

Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)

by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023

man

A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman

liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)

by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023

manspeaker

In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.

Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"

Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"

Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*

by standing up for what's right December 6, 2023