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In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.
Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
by standing up for what's right December 6, 2023
Get the manspeakermug. a very hurtful phrase that should be given much more attention after it caused an 11-year-old boy who took it seriously to attempt suicide. Everyone seems to be fully accepting of this despite the fact that it's proven to hurt innocent little boys and not just adult men.
It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.
It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.
Online Bully: Men are disgusting and useless. They are literally all scumbags and rapists. #KillAllMen
Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying
Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.
Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying
Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.
by standing up for what's right January 31, 2023
Get the Kill all menmug. a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking
Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)
by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023
Get the I really want to die.mug. Why wait for the sweet release of death? You shouldn't be so eager to go to Hell. Enjoy life while it lasts, because when this life ends, eternal damnation inevitably begins.
by standing up for what's right February 22, 2023
Get the Hellmug. the predominant form of feminism in the twenty-fourth century, characterized by the complete extinction of the male human and the establishment of an all-female race that relies on artificial sperm cells generated from female bone marrow as the only means of procreation
Twelfth Wave Feminism. I skipped eight hypothetical waves of feminism and became a twelfth wave feminist!
by standing up for what's right December 7, 2023
Get the Twelfth Wave Feminismmug. A megasogynist is the most extreme form of misogynist. The SI prefix mega- is equal to 10^6 (1,000,000) times the given unit. Therefore, 1 megasogynist = misogynist x 10^6. A megasogynist, therefore, exhibits all the core attributes of an average misogynist amplified by a factor of one million.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Person 1: That guy over there is so cute. Should I try talking to him?
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
by standing up for what's right February 18, 2023
Get the megasogynistmug. liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the manmug.