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liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
Get the manmug. Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!
Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)
by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023
Get the androcidemug. Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
Get the scrotemug. All Men Are Like That
If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
Person 1: A guy broke into my fucking house and raped my mom last night, and the same guy who raped her killed my little sister.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
by standing up for what's right March 7, 2023
Get the AMALTmug. the predominant form of feminism in the twenty-fourth century, characterized by the complete extinction of the male human and the establishment of an all-female race that relies on artificial sperm cells generated from female bone marrow as the only means of procreation
Twelfth Wave Feminism. I skipped eight hypothetical waves of feminism and became a twelfth wave feminist!
by standing up for what's right December 7, 2023
Get the Twelfth Wave Feminismmug. A megasogynist is the most extreme form of misogynist. The SI prefix mega- is equal to 10^6 (1,000,000) times the given unit. Therefore, 1 megasogynist = misogynist x 10^6. A megasogynist, therefore, exhibits all the core attributes of an average misogynist amplified by a factor of one million.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.
Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Person 1: That guy over there is so cute. Should I try talking to him?
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
by standing up for what's right February 18, 2023
Get the megasogynistmug. the often long-lasting, painful feeling of some boys/men ("mostly white and/or straight") when they finally realize the ridiculous and unfair double standards that exist for white women in western society, ultimately because of the oppressive structure of society that many people term "the patriarchy" but that is actually rooted in basic human biology and the self-evident reality that life isn't fair
Contrary to liberal/authleft stereotypes, NOT everyone who experiences redpill rage is not affiliated with the misogynistic Redpill or Incel Community. It is simply the realization of the belief that fuels modern feminism, that because male government leaders from centuries past were sexists who oppressed women, ALL male homosapiens, especially "straight white males" (the ultimate oppressors), are required to live in constant fear of being physically and emotionally hurt, abused, or even killed by women and never being able to defend themselves, just for being born with a Y-chromosome, because God forbid we can all just forgive each other, let the past die in the past, and treat everyone equally.
"The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." ~Paulo Freire
Contrary to liberal/authleft stereotypes, NOT everyone who experiences redpill rage is not affiliated with the misogynistic Redpill or Incel Community. It is simply the realization of the belief that fuels modern feminism, that because male government leaders from centuries past were sexists who oppressed women, ALL male homosapiens, especially "straight white males" (the ultimate oppressors), are required to live in constant fear of being physically and emotionally hurt, abused, or even killed by women and never being able to defend themselves, just for being born with a Y-chromosome, because God forbid we can all just forgive each other, let the past die in the past, and treat everyone equally.
"The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." ~Paulo Freire
Patient: So I smiled and politely held the door open for this girl, and then...
Therapist: And then what?
Patient: She scoffed, told me to go f*ck myself, and then kneed me in the crotch. I was just trying to be nice. I think unfair double standards like these are why I have this Redpill Rage problem. What do you think?
Therapist: Hmmm... Have you considered that life isn't fair.
Patient: No, actually I kind of want life to be fair.
Therapist: Well, there's your problem. Now man up and get the hell out of my office.
People can overcome the Redpill Rage by accepting that double standards will always exist between fundamentally different groups of people, manning up, understanding that LIFE ISN'T FAIR, and not persisting in the toxic masculinity and sexism that is a primary cause of the "oppressors" being deprived of their basic human rights in our presently gynocentric society. When someone says "Kill all men," for instance, realize that there's absolutely nothing you can do because you are an "oppressor."
Therapist: And then what?
Patient: She scoffed, told me to go f*ck myself, and then kneed me in the crotch. I was just trying to be nice. I think unfair double standards like these are why I have this Redpill Rage problem. What do you think?
Therapist: Hmmm... Have you considered that life isn't fair.
Patient: No, actually I kind of want life to be fair.
Therapist: Well, there's your problem. Now man up and get the hell out of my office.
People can overcome the Redpill Rage by accepting that double standards will always exist between fundamentally different groups of people, manning up, understanding that LIFE ISN'T FAIR, and not persisting in the toxic masculinity and sexism that is a primary cause of the "oppressors" being deprived of their basic human rights in our presently gynocentric society. When someone says "Kill all men," for instance, realize that there's absolutely nothing you can do because you are an "oppressor."
by standing up for what's right February 4, 2023
Get the Redpill Ragemug.