Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!
Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!