A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.
Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?
(roundhouse kick like noise)
Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.
Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!
The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!
Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!
originally created as a mixture of the words "noob" and "poop", "noop" means many things. Such as a noob who poops himself, a nerd who poop's himself, or pretty much any jerk who poop's himself. Unlike a noob, a noop can be anyone, no matter their age race or lvl of their guild wars character.
Not a very good book. Sure alot of people die in it and stuff,but not in very kool ways. I read it once,Harry Potter is better. For some reason alot of people like it. I don't know why it was boring and depressing. You know what else was better? The Lord of The Rings was better!