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diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.
E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"
by Stampy October 26, 2005
mugGet the diabolical carouselmug.

flugelhorn

A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
mugGet the flugelhornmug.

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.
23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb
by Stampy June 4, 2004
mugGet the Flossing the combmug.

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.
by Stampy June 21, 2004
mugGet the bbq beef curtainsmug.

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
by Stampy May 19, 2004
mugGet the lasagna plattermug.

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