Definitions by stampy

nano 

An exclamation used in response to an absurdly nerdy comment or action.

Taken from the latin "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".

Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna wardrive to the LAN, it's gonna be stuponfucious"

Eric: NANO nano, beep beep, dual-monitors!

nano by Stampy October 16, 2004

bbq beef curtains 

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

bbq beef curtains by Stampy June 21, 2004

Flossing the comb 

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

Flossing the comb by Stampy June 4, 2004

flugelhorn 

A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.

Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.

flugelhorn by Stampy May 21, 2004

lasagna platter 

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

lasagna platter by Stampy May 19, 2004