19 definitions by staff
Crunk metropolis in mid-east south Tennessee, an hour north of ATL, an hour south of K-town. Nominated for the most crunk city ever by Lil John and the eastside boys.
1. Thank God for Chattanooga, otherwise the only good thing south of Knoxville would be fucking South America.
2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.
2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.
by staff May 3, 2005
The best damn place to live on EARTH. All the haters can suck the exhaust of my 88 I-ROC. We've got the hottest women, the best hunting, the nicest pickup trucks, and best of all, the best football team! NATIONAL CHAMPS 1998!!
Tennessee is Utopia
by staff August 29, 2003
A half-ass wannabe-southern school that tries at college football, and is good at choking in huge games, especially against Virginia Tech. I wish every graduate of clemson good luck, because they will need it to get out of that fag patty they call a school.
You want a real party? Go to Auburn. You want be black and act mad niggerish? Go to University of Miami. You want a great degree? go to Virginia Tech. You want to blow on the meat oboe? go to clemson (or Georgia Tech for that matter- fucking bees. Invent the future mothafucka
by staff November 3, 2006
Wonderful fucking city if you like to breathe in smog, see nothing but haze even on a clear day, and sit in traffic on an 8 lane highway.
We should excommunicate a-town from the dirty dirty because it is not up to code on crunkness. I nominate Chattanooga, TN to be the new HQ of krunk.
by staff May 3, 2005
nigga 1: hey, you like wendys?
nigga 2: mmmm mmmm, you know i love wendys nigga!
nigga 1: i bet you like it wendys (when deez) nutz are in yo ass bitch!!! OOHHHH
nigga 2: you phuck!
nigga 2: mmmm mmmm, you know i love wendys nigga!
nigga 1: i bet you like it wendys (when deez) nutz are in yo ass bitch!!! OOHHHH
nigga 2: you phuck!
by staff September 12, 2004
Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.
Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!
by staff November 15, 2006
Georgia Tech is the same thing as Virginia Tech only without boomcat, great college football, gorgous weather, or ridiculous parties.
You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.
You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.
Joe: I wanted to breathe smog and hit on fat asian chicks, so I went to Georgia Tech.
Marcus: Sucks for you man
Marcus: Sucks for you man
by staff April 5, 2006