st. ias's definitions

4th of july

4th of July is a birthday date

Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dry fuck

Developing ripe youthful filthy underwear cummy knickers

The teenagers had been having a dry fuckin the girl's bedroom. Her mother, who was sorting a pile of clothes for the washing machine, knew rightly what her daughter and boyfriend were doing in the bedroom. She called up the stairs " Throw down your dry fuck to me. I will throw them in the machine ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

penetrate

You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.

The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias December 28, 2005