st. ias's definitions

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

toot

Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn

Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

ILT

ILT is an (acronym) for Irish Liberation Troops

A friend told me the ILT company of young women is so energetic!

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for frivolous unburdened nookie

My girlfriend and I decided we would buy all the food and drink required to see us through to Monday on Friday. Once we had done all the shopping we would head straight home, unpack the shopping and put it away. We would then take the phone off the hook, switch off our mobiles and have fun all weekend until the time came to get upto get ready to go to work on Monday morning.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

rackjob

A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix

A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005