st. ias's definitions

jumper

A person who jumps to conclusions

A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

penetrate

You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.

The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005