st. ias's definitions

rackjob

A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix

A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

pull a Pro

Pull a Pro means to succeed in getting a prostitute up an alleyway for a quickie.

My friend and I hit the town for the night. We had a few drinks then went to the Red Light district. There we watched kerb crawlers and women getting into some of the cars. My friend saw some women wearing extremely tight jumpers and tight short skirts. As he left me before walking towards them he said "I'm going to "pull a Pro""

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

DD

This means Double Dating

The sexspecialist and I decided we would go DD with another couple to a formal dance in aid of charity at the Belfast City Hall

by St. Ias March 8, 2008

penetrate

You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.

The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005