st. ias's definitions

daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for frivolous unburdened nookie

My girlfriend and I decided we would buy all the food and drink required to see us through to Monday on Friday. Once we had done all the shopping we would head straight home, unpack the shopping and put it away. We would then take the phone off the hook, switch off our mobiles and have fun all weekend until the time came to get upto get ready to go to work on Monday morning.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

pull a Pro

Pull a Pro means to succeed in getting a prostitute up an alleyway for a quickie.

My friend and I hit the town for the night. We had a few drinks then went to the Red Light district. There we watched kerb crawlers and women getting into some of the cars. My friend saw some women wearing extremely tight jumpers and tight short skirts. As he left me before walking towards them he said "I'm going to "pull a Pro""

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

rackjob

A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix

A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

4th of july

4th of July is a birthday date

Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005