2 definitions by squirrel pimper
A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.
Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006
A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006