A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !
by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006
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