15 definitions by spunkjordan

Virgin Vault

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.

Dude, let's hit up the virgin vault this Friday night and see if we can score with a freshman.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

When taking a shit and it slips out easy and with minimal effort.

Damn Bob, you were in the shitter for only two minutes. You must have been slidin' a biden!

by spunkjordan November 5, 2021

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

by spunkjordan November 5, 2021

Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.

Bro, Mary took a massive shit and her intoxicating stayroma is making me gag!

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 27, 2016