3 definitions by sporklez

spluce

adverb: being super fucking horny 24/7

1: I think my girlfriend is spluce
2: mine is too
1: is that her house? the one with the weird paint job?
2: yeah
1:....
2.....?
1: thats my girlfriends house you spluce

by sporklez March 18, 2021

beutifull

congratulations you moron you misspelled beautiful, go back to your trash heap of a cave

Jake: that girl is beutifull
John: did you just misspell beautiful?
Jake: sorry autocorrect haha
John: we are speaking
Jake: *wipes forehead*
John: please never wipe my forehead again

by sporklez March 18, 2021

Bessy

singular word for cow since the English language is fucked and there is no singular word for cow

Thats a fat bessy

Reminds me of your wife

by sporklez March 25, 2021