4 definitions by sploogenut

Twitter ITK

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.

Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter

by sploogenut July 9, 2017

patheticringe

Something that's cringe and pathetic at the same time

Dorktard who peaked in high school: I run this town bro

Normie guy who knows him: Ugh, that dude is so patheticringe, he doesn't realise how much of a nobody he really is

by sploogenut October 16, 2023

Daaled

Code word for 'had sex with' but can also mean 'beaten' in a different context. First used by my friend, then it was adopted by me and now we both use it.

Example 1
Asad: I daaled a p cuz.
Hasan: was she a smelly czecho?

Example 2
Hasan: feel like daaling my brother he's pissing me off
Asad: lmao why what did he do?

by sploogenut January 21, 2022

P's

P's is a code word short for prostitutes. Derived in late 2010s-early 2020s by a couple dudes called Hasan and Asad. Useful term when you want to talk about your hooker experiences in public or around people so they don't know what you're talking about

Asad: daaled (had sex with) two p's last night in a 3some cuz
Hasan: Gowon lad were they fit
Asad: decent lookin' Czechos but they gave me a good time so I'm not complaining, only 100 bar aswell

by sploogenut January 21, 2022