43 definitions by spit blood

pussyfoot

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

by spit blood April 15, 2003

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by spit blood April 22, 2003

late

multi-purpose excalamtory
1) Goodbye!
2) Wow!
3) Take that!
4) That sucks!
5) Oh shit!

believed to have originated in Houston

upon seeing one's hometown team defeated in the final seconds of a sporting match:
LATE!

by spit blood April 15, 2003

warpig

An really ugly girl.
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a FUG

He got drunk, thought he scored with a HB but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.

by spit blood April 16, 2003

gangsta bitch barbie

1) Subject of an SNL skit. "Comes with her own pack of Newports".
2) The name of a Boston-based rap/metal band that later changed its name to Nullset upon being signed.

In Japan the hand is used like a knife.

by spit blood April 15, 2003

junkson

Term for the male penis. A combination of the terms "junk" and "johnson".

Whether they call it my piece, my junk, my johnson or my junkson, all the women love it.

by spit blood January 2, 2006

King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by spit blood April 26, 2005