|1.||choke the bishop|
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
|2.||choke the bishop|
To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)
David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??
Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"