76 definitions by spanky

One who is a cow rapist
I caught the stiddle and I blew a cap in his ass
by spanky March 06, 2005
when POS just won't do, such as in the case of Jeff Pauls blazer
fuck, that blazer is such a POFS
by spanky July 10, 2003
1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist
1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass
by spanky July 10, 2003
it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.
that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy
by spanky February 13, 2004
yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it
by spanky July 10, 2003
A stupid, mislead, whorish little girl who runs away from her problems and sleeps with every guy she can, while posting about it on Off-topic.net for sympathy and more hookups on drugs and dick.

See also: Lauren Whitehead, vdubbish
Where is the *Trouble* Tour moving this year?
by spanky February 14, 2003
While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.
shit, that thing only went two feet!
by spanky December 18, 2003

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